A hick, or an unintelligent country man who wears all camouflage. Most T Wingers are, in fact, fake. Usually grown up in the city, the T-winger gravitates towards hickdom once society rejects his uneducated views, slurred speech and brown teeth. T wingers are mostly hard to find because of their unique camouflage outfits they bought at Walmart.
Chadwhick Worthington: There's a floating head over there, my God!
Montgomery Hayward: Silly Chadwick good lad, that's just a T-Winger!
The bestest friend you could ever ask for! He's funny, sweet, comforting, cute, generous, and much more! Can talk to him about anything at all and he'll make upp something funny out of it. He's a great listener and would never ignore you or leave you in your time of need unless absolutely necessary. He will do anything to make you happy if you mean a lot to him.
"Heyy! Did you see that guy over there??"
"Yeah. He's always with that really hot girl."
"Well duhh. They're bestfriends."
"Ohh. He must be Chandler T."
A heterosexual squid that likes to prey on on smaller white squids who’s only method of scaling the giant squid is to run away
Dude: look at that guy he is bullying all the little kids, all they ca do is run away
Dude 2: he is a T Moff
Basically a cunt of Cambodian origin
That Khunie T likes a good gouch lick
The absolute Reincarnation of Jesus. Also, Tara Jones
Hey, Look over there! It's freaking Ghetto-t! She's a golden god!
To have a penis that is curved. Usually inward, but in rare circumstances turned outward. Having a T-Sharpe makes love making quite difficult and can often lead to an unfulfilled sex life.
Is Audrey still dating Tony? "No he had a T-Sharpe..it was really fucked up"!
"I can't do it doggy style, you know I have a T-Sharpe baby"