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April 13

nation don’t listen to your parents day

Mom: honey!
You: *silence
* next days*

You: hey mom and dad
Them: ohhhhhh it was april 13

by machary April 6, 2022


April 13

National monsterfucking day.

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!

by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021


April 13

The day Neil was banging out the tunes

"It's April 13, time to send pictures of Neil banging out the tunes for the 15th year!"

by georgog April 13, 2021


dec 13

the day to go do somthing great

person: what day is it
friend: dec 13
person: I guess its time to do something great

by SkyeTheFren December 13, 2021


13 February

The day when the best people were born. It's a special day because every year on this day someone get's diarrhoea.

- Omg, you've been in the toilet the whole day!!!
- What can I do? It's 13 February.

by Nexxxy November 23, 2021


Apollo 13

1) The "successful accident" that took place on April 11, 1970 thru April 17 1970 where astronauts Jim Lovell, Fred Haise, and Jack Swigert had to jurry rig their Apollo spacecraft, using the LEM as a "life boat" after an explosion broke one of the oxygen tanks during liftoff

2) Similar to winging it, but you have at least some idea of what you're doing. "Pulling an Apollo 13"

1) Houston, we have a problem

2) Fuck, I forgot to study for the test. I'll just flip through my notes and pull an Apollo 13...

by icantthinkofausername777 March 12, 2020


January 13

Guys, give your girl your hoodie and hug her every time you see her that day .

Colton: *sees Lilly in the hall * “hey Lilly “* gives hoodie and hugs her*

Lilly: why did u hug me and give me ur hoodie?

Colton: Bc it’s January 13th !!!

by Ur mom kissed ur dad December 26, 2022