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A highly powerful civilian use rifle that is also preferred by many military snipers. It has lengendary range and power, as well as two versions: a semi-auto that carries a three-round magzine, and a bolt action variety that carries five rounds.
This sweet .30-6 is useful for hunting deer and terrorists.
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National Sexual Freedom and Exploration Day
A day to celebrate your sexuality, push your boundaries and explore your fantasies openly and with pride.
Alice: "Tomorrow is 6/9! Let's get some new sex toys!"
Bob: "Can I invite my buddy Jim to join us?!?!"
Alice and Bob: *High Five*
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Fight anybody u don't like
Me: *puts good on* BOP!!
girl: AHH what was day for
Me: January 6 plus ion like u
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Little shits that think they’re all that just because they’re going into secondary school soon. They tend to be just like year 7’s. They also tend to try to pick on year 8’s and up yet most people love year 6’s because of how “tiny and cute” they are.
Person 1: I hate year 6’s. They really piss me off.
Person 2: You can’t hate someone that tiny and cute!
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An overhyped and overpriced piece of cow diarrhea revealed in September by the blokes at Apple.
It includes features such as an HD (760 pixel x-axis) display, 1.4 ghz processor, quad core graphics, a mediocre 8 megapixel camera, TouchID, and a near field communication inductor coil.
Apple claims all features mentioned above are a marvel of engineering and pioneering, however Samsung and Sony released flagships back in 2012 which sported better benchmarks and specifications, for a much less inflated price tag.
Apple Fan Boy: Hey dude, I bought the new IPhone 6 and 6 Plus!
Android Owner: Really? How much did that cost you?
Apple Fan Boy: It was worth your annual grocery and petty expenses!
Android Owner: All right then. What is its pixel density?
Apple Fan Boy: Pixel density of what?
Android Owner: The display! (duh)
Apple Fan Boy: Ooooh Retina HD!
Android Owner: Nooooo I meant pixels per inch!
Apple Fan Boy: Errrrrrr. 760p
Android Owner: (Facepalm) NOOOOO! It is only 326 pixels per inch! Instead of wasting a thousand dollars on that piece of garbage, you could've picked up the Xperia Z for $199 which has a full HD "retina" display, 13 megapixel camera, quad core one and a half gigahertz processor, and faster quad core graphics! God, what sort of mind control is Crapple using?!?
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A guy eating a girls cum while she sucks on his dick
Hey! I got 6-9 last night a along with getting some ass thrown in.
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