The 8th of November is one of the many days for straight people. There are many other National Straight Peoples Day. On the 8th of November, say hi to a straight friend.
Friend: It’s the 8th of November! My birthday
Other friend: Oh so you must be straight!
March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.
Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number
Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.
1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th
2nd guy: Why?
1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.
The day short people were born, no doubt 👍
“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”
January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want
You: Guess what? It’s January 8th
Someone named Georgia: So?
You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*
March 8th is the day where most people with brain damage are born.
She is born on March 8th must have brain damage
March 8th is national leave Shadow on read day. They say if you partake that you are very rude.
On march 8th shadow was left on read.