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The Ninth Wonder of the World and a badass mama jama.
Cat Ellington is a typical Sagittarius woman; she don't take shit from nobody.
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The sexiest woman on the planet over the past decade. A native Bostonian, Sara Catanzano has the mind of a genius, is both a living goddess and a boss woman, is one of the hardest workers you'll come across, is very caring, is the most honest person you may ever meet on this earth, and possesses breathtaking beauty beyond human comprehension. A Sara Cat makes you feel a tremendous sense of self-worth and values you for who you are. She has a lovely smile and owns the longest legs in the universe. Simply thinking of her evokes an instant erection. Wise women follow her example.
The world needs more Sara Cats--let's cherish this rare gem while we can!
Bro did you see that one leggy brunette at the fundraiser? She's such a Sara Cat; I never thought I'd witness beauty in person like that, ever!
God the Creator was so kind to me and others that He/She/It sent a Sara Cat to be my friend.
More men need to bow their heads in respect and reverence to Sara Cats of the world and show a willingness to promote female leadership.
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When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.
Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat
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This term began to appear after the December 2021 viral Reddit post "AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts?" on r/AmITheAsshole by u/ThrowawayOrangeCat about a conflict involving two cats at their workplace. The cats are named Jean and Jorts, and to cut a long story short, a human colleague named Pam had been spreading margarine on Jorts to encourage him to groom himself. (Presumably he would like the taste and spend more time licking it off.) It's unclear whether Jorts responded to this, because Jean began to lick his fur -- this upset her digestive system. Pam was asked to stop applying margarine to Jorts. Readers shared the post to social media, and people began posting memes and jokes about the situation.
Later that month, #DisabilityTwitter used the situation as an analogy, to address whether a particular accommodation is useful. (Implied: even if it's well-intentioned, if it's not helpful to the person with needs, it wastes time and may actually have negative impacts. Just like applying margarine to Jorts.)
"Are you helping, or are you just buttering the cat?" (from #DisabilityTwitter)
A person may want to help resolve a difficult situation, but realizes that they lack the necessary skills and would just make things worse: "I'd love to help, but at this point I suspect I'd just be buttering the cat ..."
Some emoji stuff no one cared about until the stupid children got their hands on it when it had actual potential, there is also rule 34 of this.
Emoji cat fan: Wanna make a Emoji Cat video?
Lua: No.
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Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.
"My throat is so sore!"
"Are you getting sick?"
"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."
What every single woman in the world is watching right now.
I want to get sexy with my GF but she's more interested in watching those damn cat videos.
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