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1. To delegate tasks to superior individuals due to pure incompetence.
2. To elevate one’s image by using the accomplishments of others.
3. Feinting knowledge of a subject by broadcasting false experience.
Damn Dave, are you really gregging it right now?
John was too fat and lazy to do the work so he ended up gregging it by having Jeremy lift the tire.
The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.
Jim today was totally gregging! I had to double the work because of it!
When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
High priestess of the church of greg. She's the founder and prophet of our believes and gives us the word of greg from himself. She leads us to the path to be reborn in the paradise of greg where everyone is greg.
Lady Greg teaches us how to worship
The most beautiful Lady and the high priestess of the church of Greg