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Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
landon james. he is the most amazing person you will ever meet, he is so nice, caring, funny, and talented. he is there when you need him and he’s a very loyal person.
get yourself a landon james, but don’t you dare take mine!
He is most likely headed straight to the my 600 pound life show unless something changes. He will take you food and take everything you have if you are not careful. he resembles and elephant or a sumo wrestler
landon leslie looks like el chapo
Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met
Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime
Girl 1. Same
Million other girls. I want him
Landon is an AMAZING person and he is cute, sweet, handsome, romantic, and so much more. He’s friendly to anyone he meets but if you do him wrong that’s on you. Everyone deserves a Landon, but don’t get mad if he’s already taken by the love of his life, let them be.
Example: Omg Landon Shelley is so cute. I wish he was mine, then i’d Really be treated right!
A faggot ass nigga that fucks his own flabs and eats tide pods while he fingers his meat curtain
Landon Anderson is such a fucking queer
Sexy he will always be their for you and he is also a very good boyfriend.
Sean’s of humor Landon west is adorable