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Someone who, in every aspect, conforms to the majority of people in their country. If the majority of people in their country have black hair, so do they. If the majority enjoy rock music, so do they. Basically, odds are you know at least one, unless you live in a statistic-ruining place, like a wacky college or some kind of commune.
Take me, for example. I'm a white male who voted for Obama. I have brown eyes and black hair. I'm of average height and weight, enjoy football, and have a desk job. I live in IL, in the United States. (pretty average state if you ask me). When I get out of college, I want to be a teacher. I even honestly enjoyed Owl City's Fireflies, and before that I liked Kanye, and before that I fell in love with 50 cent. (the majority of rap fans are white) I'm a majority person.
A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.
Look at that pallet person snacking on that box of donuts.
Lawnie G Nome #M$D
a person who doesn't randomly define names on some website so their name gets popular and a person who doesn't have the brain of a walnut.
Tom: Are you a person with sense?
Jack: Yes.
Tom: Who should rule the world?
Jack: Me, obviously!
Tom: Get out of my house.
A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.
Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.
A key person whose actions and opinions influence the events around them.
Ever since Megan's got the job, she's become a Person of Importance.
The urban dictionary person that does truly not exist. It is rumored that person 16 once knew a person 17, but there has never been any sightings of them.
Person 1: “Have you heard of person 17?”
Person 2: “No, who are they?”
Person 1: “No one, they don’t exist. Person 4 and person 5 say person 16 was friends with them years ago, but they were quite vague about it and person 16 denies it.”
Person 1: …
Person 2: …