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towel juice

After several people eat taco bell and let it simmer for 15 min causing extreme bowel movements and then perform a circle jerk interpretation on a towel. Afterwards they twist it to create a potent extraction that the then proceed to save in jars and save for later use.

I would go out and watch the new Brendan Frazier flick but I need to go buy more storage for my Mason jar collection of towel juice.

by Squirting burt September 6, 2015


duleys towel

A negative term used when calling someone a name to bring them down. A duleys towel can also be referenced as a "sperm rag" and is considered one of the most foul names to be called.

bad friend- "i totally ate the last hot pocket man, looks like youre going to have to buy more"

normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."

by FALAMABAM July 13, 2011


buying towels at ross

a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit

Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)

by señor spermies September 23, 2017


Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.

Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!

by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 2, 2020


eating towels

Sexual frustration in a steam room due to the hot guy sitting across from you.

He was so hot and the only thing I could do to stop myself from groping him in the steam room was eating towels from the locker room.

by NopeNah October 21, 2017


vagina towel

Mongolian Curse word
Means: alnii alchuur, Bulgaa

Babe have you seen my vagina towel i got to wipe my vagina

by Bulgaa's shadow clone November 28, 2021


Pink Towel

Towel used to wipe up cum

Yeah just use a "pink towel" to wipe up this cum

by Clutzx February 15, 2022