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Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 July 23, 2008

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Stool Tool

A tool who dose not pick up on rejectment by the person they are trying to impress. In order to covey the rejectment you must be so blunt with them that you might as well be hitting them with a stool.

Girl: "I swear to God he is SUCH a stool tool!"

by _letters_and_words_ December 4, 2015


Pokey Tool

A thin rod or needle shaped object, usually made from sturdy materials such as metal, plastics or wood that is used to clear the ash from a beat bowl pack. When a bowl has been packed and smoked thoroughly, the pokey tool is employed to dislodge and clear the remaining ash, often times so that another bowl may be packed and consumed. The pokey tool is multipurpose, also able to be used to pack the end of a blunt or joint, most likely so that a mouthpiece or 'filter' may be inserted.

A bent and straightened paper clip makes a great go-to pokey tool.

by Love MaSheen March 10, 2011


Lenny of tools

He is an all around handyman, a mr.fix any and all! With a simple idea or suggestion, he will build,create or design something so amazing and extraordinary that your mind will literally be blown and your friends and family will disown you claiming that your a complete liar and there's no way you had any part in the magnificent outcome that only you and lenny know was once your very own thought, dream, or quick ponder.

Once a nobody, he pulled a quick lenny of tools and ruled the world!

I wish I had a lenny of tools around once in a while..to fix stuff, love and adore beyond reason, and well just fix stuff!

by LeonardLover October 25, 2016


Farm Tool

An alcholic with very bad aim. Usually hidden under the name Agent Utah this member of team PUBBERS, likes to reach into the excuse bag with famous quotes such as "Site A is Clear" "Behind You" and "The sun is in my eyes" or the most famous "Im Drunk". Leave it to Farm to miss the game winning shot, or to make a very very bad call.

I just got killed in A, Farm Tool you said A was clear

by PUBBERS#1 June 6, 2009

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tool off

to move somewhere

Billy: Liz tooled off to London
Arthur: And she tooled back. I saw her this morning!

by LordBLunkey June 18, 2004

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tool time

pl. (N)- the social gathering of awkward people who lack the mental capacity to understand that they being used as an instrument to please one that is higher in a social standard.

During lunch one can see the tool time lunch table doing another person's homework.

by checktard-freytag October 21, 2011

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