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Any time product placement, especially on a cable television program, becomes egregious and breaks the credibility of the program.
Named for Damages' second season, when a tie-in with Cadillac overwhelmingly overpowered the credibility and quality of the show.
Why did Buzz's car have to be a Prius on The Closer? God, I know about the Cadillac.
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A phrase to mock somebody loves being over sensitive
Yes! I only needed you for one night's day-and-night you can go to the corner and cry about it
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The Texas Rangers don't make Barnshaw an honorary Texas Ranger. Barnshaw makes the Texas Rangers honorary Barnshaws
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Barnshaw would beat them both with a single drop of his 12 inch penis.
Barnshaw buys his Girl Scout cookies from Green Berets.
If you masturbate between 12am and 12pm everyday, then Barnshaw WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's face.
There used to be a street named after Barnshaw, but it was changed because nobody crosses Barnshaw and lives.
Death once had a near-Barnshaw experience
Some magicans can walk on water, Barnshaw can swim through land.
Barnshaw counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Barnshaw.
Barnshaw doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
Barnshaw once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Barnshaw and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Some kids pee their name in snow. Barnshaw shits his name in concrete.
Contrary to popular belief, Barnshaw cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.
Barnshaw doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Barnshaw puts the 'laughter' in "manslaughter'
Barnshaw once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
17 facts about Barnshaw
No point in hiding, Barnshaw knows where you live.
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1. Insult that suggests someones face is a bit messed up, ugly, gross etc.
2. A goodbye to use when on the phone. This replaces what you would normally say as a farewell. This also works better if said very quickly, followed by abruptly hanging the phone up.
1. Fuck you Dave and I'm sorry about your face.
2. "Ok mum, i gotta go. Sorry about your face." And then hang up the phone.
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1. Phrase used for anything that someone might worry about
2. Phrase used to keep anyone from worrying about what you are about to do
Example 1:
On the way to Taco Bell (2 minutes before closing time):
Loser (you): Oh my GOD!! You're driving head on with that Mack truck!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK AND KILL US ALL!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.
Example 2:
Loser (you): Great, the cops. I told you you'd get pulled over. You were driving like a fucking maniac.
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Me: But, sir, I don't have a license, registration, or proof of insurance.
Officer: Step out of the car.
(Me steps out of the car)
Officer: Ok, now, I'm going to read you your rights. You have the right to remain- Gahhhh!!!
You(loser): OH MY GOD!!! YOU KILLED HIM!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!!!! YOU FUCKING MURDERED AN OFFICER OF THE LAW!!!!
Me: Don't even worry about it.
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A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump
My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.
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A state that doesn't matter at all, like Illinois.
Cody, "Hey man want to go to Illinois?"
Normal Person, "Hell no man, that's a State Nobody Cares About."
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