academy kid

belonging to the sub species Homo sapien acamidaous one who is raped of their teenage life and herded like salmon swiming upstream in a river of votec children. academy kids are usually very depressive and constantly tither on the verge of suicide.

dude, that chick can read yet shes here, she much be an academy kid

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Stratford Academy

Independent school located in central Georgia.

Stratford Academy is an independent school located in central Georgia.

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Bridgton academy

A life sucking concentration camp in the middle of Maine ,that reeks of sperm and dip spit with the lowest possible amount of vagina and a lack of marijuana. The dean is the bad guy from IRON MAN and his henchman will punish anyone who smiles

"Eddie fucked everything he could find with a set of tits and 2 legs on his first weekend off campas from bridgton academy" and " yooooo dawg, wanna chill down in mass hall?" " nah man, it reeks of dip spit and jizz splatter"

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cary academy

the #1 private high school in North Carolina. known for its great education. a very diverse community and everyone is welcomed. also half of the 2014 senior class got into UNC. this school is remarkable and one of a kind.

ca new kid: hey I'm new!
ca not new kid: hey come sit with me and my friends!
cary academy : school with smart cool people

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Laker Academy

An alternative High School for only the finest of goons.
Required G.P.A. of at least 0.5 or lower. Hoodlums and hood-rats as well as 7 mile goons and your everyday $2 hoe get there education done right at laker 8 am to 3pm monday-friday.

Why get your G.E.D. when you can drop-out and get your diploma at Laker Academy!

Boss Flosser: I be up at Laker Academy all dayyy son
Goon: Word I be surveying stos up at joes crab shack during lunch ive got hella cliental

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Austin Academy

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DELANO DONK, KING OF ALL BIG NIBBAS.¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ autism academy welcomes you. Landri=Satan. Kai is an annoying demon. Lamont is big weeb. Jaston=Jiz Stain= Big Gay. Brenderf does Brenderf. Aw fuck this is Auschwitz. Chris Pratt=God of Delano. Gwen is OMEGA FATHER. Tavilyn is OMEGA MOTHER. Caleb you are not tge father.

Wanna hang out at Austin Academy.

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Episcopal Academy

Episcopal is such a preppy fucking school. You can smell our excessive white privilege from a mile away. 1/8th of each grade is colored. Some kids actually try to be smart and excel but you know the white folks take over 🤪. One kid literally set a fire in the boy's locker room. The standard EA white trash kids (some are decent) are lowkey racist and highkey homophobic, ignorant, and hypocritical. If for some reason you want you or your kid to go to EA make sure that you're rich, white, and that you can be popular or else you'll be prone to depression XD.

Where do you go to school?
Episcopal.
Oh, I'm sorry.

or

What's Episcopal Academy?
Episcopal Academy Haverford but worse.

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