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African Slumber Party

The act of crapping on both sides of a friend's head while they are sleeping over to create the illusion of Africans having a slumber pary from afar.

When Bill told me he didn't have my money the night he came to sleep over i decided to throw him an African Slumber Party.

by M3tzg3rm3ist3r March 26, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


African common cold

HIV.

"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

by FilmSchoolTroll February 25, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


african monkey dick

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

by Joshua Ray Teelman December 21, 2017

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African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"

Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!

by stinkybutt55 January 16, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


African Voodoo Mask

When two people paint each others face with thier partners shit. Can also be done to ones self. Peanuts optional

That bitch gave me a helluva African Voodoo Mask

by Mike Ootch December 11, 2006

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frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself

I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.

by lmaowords August 20, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


African Totem Pole

When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.

Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks

by Easter Eggs June 19, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž