anal shockburst

An anal shockburst is what happens when the shit streams out of your ass at such a speed that it briefly crosses the sound barrier, resulting in a sonic boom that plasters the porcelain with brown chowder and scares your family in the next room.

"Uh oh, it sounds like Billy just let off an anal shockburst. Better call the plumber."

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anal repentive

n. A person (woman or gay man)who regrets having recieved anal sex the day after due to soreness in the buttock region. Especially one that begs for anal sex when horny then regrets it later.

My girlfriend is an anal repentive bitch.

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Anal bitch

An anal slut.

When you so-want anal sex.

When you are craving cock in your ass.

"I am getting desperate. I want cock up my arse, I am an anal bitch. Give it to me. I want to feel your warm cock up my ass and cum in it. I want to feel your hot cum dripping deep up my asshole. Then in my mouth. Oh please."

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anal munchkin

A person who is an ass fanatic. Usually grabbing, smacking and engaging in sexual activity with the ass. It could also be known as a person who sticks objects up their ass (Ex: A pen, dildo, a fairly small animal, etc.)

There is also a mythical beast called an Anal Munchkin. It could, and would, sneak up and fuck you in the ass from behind in such a behaviour that the victim would lose consciousness. Then afterwards, it would shrink itself to a very tiny size and climb up inside the victims asshole and then return to normal size, making the person's ass bigger than usual. Then it would live off shit for the rest of it's life without ever leaving the asshole. Though, at rare occasions, it would leave the ass at night for some fresh air when the person is sleeping, then return shortly after that before the person wakes up.

"You better watch out, there are anal munchkins roaming around."
"Anal Munchkins turn me on."

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anal with danal

The action of inserting a cock in Daniel's ass

Hey Noah wanna do anal with Danal

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Anal boner

1. Being horny for sex up your ass.
2. The gay male equivalent of a girl boner.

Gay guy:"That guys big bulge is giving me an anal boner."

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Anal Cheese

An erotic party game. Players must shove as much cheese as they can up their ass in 60 seconds. The player who fits the least amount of cheese in their ass when time runs out has to eat out the ass of all the other players.

"Boys, hope you all washed yo asses, because we ain't playin' Soggy Biscuit, we're having an Anal Cheese tournament!"

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