When a young man named Daniel eats the ass hole hair and sweat of another young man called Ethan. This usually requires one man to have a shaved bum hole and cancer while the other male just needs to have a small penis.Anus goober is a man who likes eating his dinner out of another mans shitty hairy ass hole while getting skull fucked by a piggy goat in the name of Allah.
Ethan: My ass hole isn't waxed
Daniel: you up for some anus goober?
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When you dip your balls into her diarrhea filled butthole
I did avocado anus last night with beck, it was perfect.
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Anus loaf looks like a meatloaf, but is made specifically from anus beef.
"DUDE STIFFLER'S MOM TOTALLY MADE ANUS LOAF TODAY!!"
"no wayy i love that shit."
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The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.
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An alternate definition to the word "a-hole"
"You're an anus hole."
"Your moms an anus hole!"
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Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?
Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
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the stinky but enticing smell of an anus after an excretion of bowels takes place
Good going anus fresh, asshole.
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