Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

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ash tray breath

smells like a breath of fresh air

why is it that the people who bitch about ash tray breath are the people who just ate a bag of doritos?

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ash has a hand kink

basically ash has a hand kink but it’s only for vanessa’s hands

nobody:

no one:

nobody at all:

ash: vanessa’s hands-

hob: ash has a hand kink

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Ashe County High School

1.A place where teenagers go to get their daily fill of unnecessary drama
This drama is usually caused by girls whom are jealous of other girls, and intend to make the lives of many
miserable for no legitimate reason.

If you go there:
Rumors about you can and will be spread.
Lies will be told, straight to your face.

2. Where dreams go to die.

3. Hell

"Hey you guys, you pumped for another exciting day at Ashe County High School?"
" I love going there as much as I love poking my eyeballs with knives."

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Ash blossom & joyous spring

A little annoying child card that doesn't let you touch your deck

"I use reinforcements of the army"

"I negate it with ash blossom & joyous spring"

"Fuck you man"

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Ashe county early college

The type of place you go only if your trying to escape your abusive parents. The principle is the devil and doesn't know what shes doing. It is pretty much equivalent to hell.

You ready to spend a day in hell otherwise known as Ashe county early college

Fishpie Ash Hole

Someone who has a fishpie(i.e smelly, fishy vagina) and ash hole is dirty arse.

gemma you are a fishpie ash hole!

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