When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
Someone that's cool,laidback,and overall fucking awesome; Kasey Mac
"Dayum I wish I had the Mac Attack, so I finally won't be a loser."
A method of playing the game of In The Groove where the player attempts to get as many Excellents as possible instead of Fantastics.
I tried excellent attack on this song, so that's why I only have an A-.
When a gay person hits on a straight person.
When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea
guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?
guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack
A penile attack can happen when your penis gets attacked by anything in any way, leaving it unusable.
Jimmy's penis suffered a penile attack.
A specific heart attack in which the subject has a heart attack via eating a comically large hamburger while watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Troom Troom Narrator: Fry a big patty, the size of the whole pan.
Jarvis Johnson: But why? Are you trying to have a heart attack in the middle of Paul Blart? (blart attack)