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August 27th

National give your partner head day

“Baby- it’s august 27th. You know what that means right?”

by TheOnlyTruthTelller August 17, 2022

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August 25

National go do something fun with your bestie day

On August 25 you have to hang out with your bestie

by Mlcg1 August 24, 2022


August 4

National ask your crush out day.This day is when you ask out your crush

On August 4 tell your crush you like them

by Day teller August 3, 2021


August 28th

national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day

“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”

by cornychips August 28, 2022


August 14th

National grab your girlfriends ass day.

happy August 14th!”

by djdjiwjdkd August 15, 2021


August 1

2004: in Asunción (Paraguay) the Ycuá Bolaños supermarket catches fire. The owners and security guards are accused of closing the doors to prevent looting, the result: about 400 dead and more than 500 injured

August 1, 2004

by Majovemo November 3, 2019


August Uglies

The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.

farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."

by IH4020JD300 August 1, 2011