National give your partner head day
“Baby- it’s august 27th. You know what that means right?”
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National go do something fun with your bestie day
On August 25 you have to hang out with your bestie
National ask your crush out day.This day is when you ask out your crush
On August 4 tell your crush you like them
national tell your girlfriend her pubes look great day
“Hey babe it’s August 28th and you pubes look amazing”
National grab your girlfriends ass day.
“happy August 14th!”
2004: in Asunción (Paraguay) the Ycuá Bolaños supermarket catches fire. The owners and security guards are accused of closing the doors to prevent looting, the result: about 400 dead and more than 500 injured
August 1, 2004
The weeds on a farm that have managed to survive all the attempts to kill them over the summer. By August you are so wore out from fighting the weeds all summer that you let the weeds that have survived, grow and become unsightly hence the name Uglies.
farmer 1 "those damn weeds just wont die."
farmer 2 "we're into the August Uglies by now, I just let mine grow."