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When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.
Friend-"Hey man, are you sure it's cool with your girlfriend that you're out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she's at her aunt's birthday party?"
Me-"Yeah it's cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I've got boyfriend credit."
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Someone who you shared a life with. During that life they cheated on you, snored in your ear, used your car, ate your food, smoked your cigarettes, lied, and ultimately owes you about 3-4 GRAND. They probably also broke up with you while they were hundreds of miles away on vacation, without an explanation, then you find out about "special someones", and the fact that they are with their ex baby mamas who used to be a fat whore, who did coke through their pregnancy and ever since, and has since become a skeleton thin, poor excuse for a mother, dick sucking, pizza pulling, crack head slut.
through it all they want to be friends, but expects you to sit there with a stupid fucking smile while they say how great *said slut* is and gets butthurt when you are seeing some one new.
girl 1-Remember that guy Angel I was madly in love with?
girl 2-The dick?
girl 1-Yeah, my new Ex boyfriend, he owes me 3-4 grand now, after breaking up with me while on that trip to Florida, and I think he is taking Faye back. Oh, and I need you to pee on this pregnancy test.
girl 2-Lets go kick her ass and leave this on his windshield.
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A distortion of the truth or flat out lie usually told by a boyfriend to keep the self esteem of the girlfriend or other chick friend unreasonably high.
Chet: No baby I love how high pitched your laugh is, it reminds me of how feminine you are.
Elizabeth: Awe thank you honey I love how good you make me feel.
(later that day)
Chet: Oh my god Billy have you heard how high pitched and annoying Elizabeth's laugh is.
Billy: Yeah dude its really bad, but what did you say when she asked.
Chet: Oh I just gave a boyfriend answer.
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A male friend that a girl uses as her pretend boyfriend to get away from an annoying guy in a club or bar situation when she is single or her significant other is not present.
Amanda: Oh no, this annoying guy keeps following me around trying to talk to me, could you be my surrogate boyfriend for a minute?
John: Sure, let me just hold your hand for a minute till he walks past and hopefully he gets the point.
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The boy who is suppose to be sweet, loving and tender but is a complete jerk who forgets to hold the door open for you. He also hates all your friends and gets mad when you hangout with anyone else besides him.
Girl: I am going to go this party tonight, wanna come?
Guy: No, I don't like the guy who is throwing it.
Girl: oh okay, I am going with some girlfriends then
Guy:No you aren't going
Girl: Yes I am why do you care If I go or not
Guy:You are stupid
Guy then proceeds to be a complete jerk the rest of the night.
Girl mumbles..ugh he is such an asshole boyfriend
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Usually around the end of fall/beginning of winter, when the weather starts to get cold and all the sluts can't be half naked anymore. So, they try and find a guy because of how desperate they are so all of their friends can be jealous and they can continue being a slut with their boyfriend. Then when spring and summer begins, they drop their boyfriends and become whores again.
It's boyfriend season, chu kn0w what that means ;)
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a boyfriend who thinks your always trying to prove him wrong when he never realizes how stupid he truly sounds and how dumb he is for pushing you away and not opening his own eyes.
listen to what i have to say and think about it before you think im a bitch ! your such an ignorant boyfriend
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