Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.
"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"
Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads
Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.
An uncircumcised penis with a meaty foreskin that looks like a raw piece of bacon wrapped around the bellend.
I went down on Carl last night for the first time and found he has a bacon tip.
I prefer cut men over those with a a bacon tip.
I got some smegma going on under my bacon tip.
The plate of bacon you order upon arrival to an all inclusive resort. Just in case the all inclusive resort fucks up the rest of the food for your stay.
“More room bacon to room 702 please! Also swing by the sunglasses guy and see what he’s got!”
A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon
Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister
bacon when the is god himself. all hail bacon when the.
person 1: hey, you know what bacon when the is?
person 2: yeah, he's god himself. all hail bacon when the