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The art of peeing inside a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up.
My friend Demitri totally gave his chick a Dhahran Water Balloon last night!
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Fake, puffy, watery, balloon like muscles with no appearance of vascularity or striation that are only of decent size because they’re the byproduct of massive quantities of fast food and large doses of testosterone or other injectable anabolic steroids. Typically seen among bro-type gym douches.
“Hey Dillon, sweet water balloon muscles. How much test are you abusing?”
“That guy on the bench is big but he’s weak as fuck.”
“Yeah that's because he doesn’t have real muscles, just water balloon muscles”
Kyle has water balloon muscles
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A boner inspired by barometric pressure.
"Theres a storm coming..."
"How do you know?"
"I have a weather balloon."
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When a penis head is so thick the owner can push tons of blood into it making it look like a balloon.
I would have never believed he had a balloon head until I saw it for myself.
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The end result of excessive anal penetration.
Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!
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When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.