Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.
"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"
A cute girl who is involved in a lot. She loves music and sports, but most of all theater. Kristina Barnes is one of the goofiest and nicest girls you'll every meet.
Stranger 1: who's that?
Stranger 2: that's a Kristina Barnes!
Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.
I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?
Something you can't hit if your marksmanship is very poor.
Man dude, I just don't trust you with guns. You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if you tried.
A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.
Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare
The annoying fucker in the group, most likely with a mentall illness. People act like they like him just so he doesn't feel bad.
1: Oh shit bro the Barn is comming! What do we do?
2: Just act like we were just about to go home and come to my place!