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something that is horny and likes laundry baskets, this can also be used as a comeback e.g your a horny laundry basket. this word isn’t used as often as it should be as its a good word to say instead of “damn” or “shit.”
jack: hey there jim
jim: hi, i don’t like you
jack: your a horny laundry basket
When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.
Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?
Turn it around... look for the fruit!
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The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.
Ray and Debra:
Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth
Ray:
Yeeeah
Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!
*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*
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Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'
Great at parties. Also works on girls.
'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'
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when you make a girl wear a dog's cone as you all shoot your baby gravy in it.
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a cunt basket that is so loose that it jiggles. Also, favorite insult toward thy council of wookie.
That hand bell player is such a jiggly cunt basket!!!
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when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.
I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.
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