The act of telling a man or woman that you need to go to the bathroom, even if you don't, in an attempt to get away from them, ideally for the rest of the evening.
I thought I'd be going home with the chick I met at the club, but I never saw her again after she bathroomed me.
When a drunk bitch approaches another drunk bitch in the bathroom and instantly best friends her.
I bathroomed that bitch, and didn’t even mean to.
A verb describing the act of using the bathroom. It is both vague and exactly enough information other people need to know. This is different from a Bathroom-mate, who might be encountered via a Glory Hole.
Know what I need to do? Bathroomate. I'll be out in a sec.
having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.
sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.
A man/woman who constantly has sex in a bathroom.
bob: dudeee i just did the bathroom pleaser across the hall.
joe: how was it man?
bob: i am pleased
1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea
My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.
When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.
I got outta the shower this morning and threw on a bathroom kilt before I shaved.