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nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 16, 2017


nut muffle

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.

by the_paperboy September 24, 2013


Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.

In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'

by Stepney March 5, 2014


Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.

*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”

by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020


Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock

Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude

by Kenny Lewis August 28, 2008


cheat nut

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.

"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."

by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016


Kieg Nut

A smart a** who will give you all the facts and is horny all the time

wow kieg nut that's fascinating.

by Vanderslar April 27, 2020