Megas are a type of Instagram ad that @hugeplateofketchup8 is trying to expose and ban but he calls meme pages Megas for some reason so meme pages started calling each other it as a joke so when telling someone to stop being a mega you are telling them stop being a scumbag.
Meme Page 1: Guys I’m sending my dick pic to the next 5 people that like my recent this is not a mega and all people that do Mega should stop being a mega
Meme page 2: Stop being such a mega ! You always act like such a little fucking mega and I’m sick of it I’m taking the kids.
you can always approach me
i will like it
im older now
and there are issues because of it
but knowing that
youre older too
helps
you can always approach me
i know i am in another world
sometimes
but i can easily be brought back
talk to me
nicely
and true
i will be your friend
you can always approach me
i am alone
cant hang with many
so if you want to touch
make it our language
only we know of
and into this language
put everything you have been meaning
to tell me for so long
but couldnt
i will know
from "Letters to human beings", p84-86
a phrase you say when ege is being stupid
Ege: 1 + 1 = 3
you: Ege being stupid
literally being horny and wanting to die at some point
person: sometimes i like the state of being alive
"Ahas ka bes!" is word in Filipino langguage which means "You're a snake!" which is used in a fight between two women about a guy
Nicole: "Ahas ka bes!"
Monica: "There's none for you Nicole! My husband is only mine!"
Another way of saying stop being a pussy, vagina, jizz hole, twat and other terms for vagina
Garry stop being a cunt and jump off the bloody rock
Out here being in your feelings and switching moods every second, posting your feelings on Snapchat and lip singing like you got cheated on
Becky: Ugh whatever bro idc
Becky bf: ok bye
Becky: no wait I’m sorry
Becky bf: you out here being a whole female