Mayonnaise bong

To hit the mayonnaise bong, is to suck a cock until it cums.

Hit that mayonnaise bong.

Bong Weezer

My sister Crystal😂

"My sister is a Bong Weezer."

Pinky Bong

One of the internet's most infamous shitposters of all time.

Lives under a rock and only appears at night.

"Wow Dude, you went full pinky bong"

bong palace

-(noun) a place where high class people smoke marijuana.
-(noun) an area designated in a house where an expensive bong resides that gathers people from all over to join in a smoking session

We have to turn this room into a bong palace so that everyone can come over and smoke our 3 foot ROOR.
I got so ripped at the bong palace I thought my life was being narrated by James Earl Jones.

Choder Bong

Those wide mouthed bongs that make it feel like your sucking a Choder penis.

I passed the big wide Choder Bong over to my friend for a Choder Bong Hit.

Johnny Bong

A Johnny Bong is when a Stoner of the human variety smokes the weed in the method of a “Johnny” otherwise known as a “Joint” or “Blunt”, but instead of inhaling at the end of the rolled kush, the vessel of the Kush is inserted into a bowl piece on a Waterbong.

Stoner_HUMAN-1 : “Hey my bowl piece is partially broke and can’t hold much weed, Let’s Johnny Bong it!”
Stoner_HUMAN-2 : “Heck yeah! Good idea neighbor!”

Bong Buster

The action of jizzing inside a hookah and vaporizing your cum and proceeding to smoke it

My mom was a really good bong buster back in the day