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A bunch of shiny boobs with sequins on them.
Wow! Look at those Boobalicious-Boobtastic-Rassle-Dassle-Boobys!
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The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.
Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?
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"National send your bf boobie pic" means that you have to send your bf a boobie pic.
Bf: You have to send me a boobie pic.
Gf: What, why?
Bf: Because it's "National send your bf a boobie pic."
Gf: Ughh fine.
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boojaina dog who is eating a very cute dangling boojaina dog
dog: this very cute dangling boojaina dog looks tasty.. i want a try
*tastes*
dog: ooh tastes like dingleberry
very cute dog: mmnh~ yes!!
dog:i am doggy boggy loggy doggy booby doggy ing this dog
A Booby Puritan is someone who religious insists that babies should by fed breast milk instead of baby formula. Some more extreme Booby Puratans may expand this idea to replacing all milk in a child’s diet with their own breast milk, for example cookies.
Karen, the Booby Puritan, is feeding her 8 year old child breast milk. Frankly, this is disgusting, she should of stopped.
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Boobie blues occur after a woman gets a breast reduction surgery, as having boobs of a size that she doesn’t like could be there for quite an amount of time, having a dramatic surgery that changes everything. After the surgery you miss your old boob. But it’s normal since most women get boobie blues after a breast reduction surgery.
Woman 1 : I really miss my old boob..
Woman 2 : I think you’re getting the boobie blues!
The immortalized statment Markiplier said upon the opening of his Delta V styled shelving.
All right good enough. All right unleash! *opens store* Whippity booby!