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brad

a no good guy who is out to kill you in your sleep the man is insane

brad is sneaky hes in your room whach out

by big white kidddd!!!!!!! February 22, 2019


Brad

(verb) To jump like a frog.

"That frog is bradding around!"

or

"Son, you should brad like frogs"

by bradassfuck April 26, 2022


Brad

Brad's are the popular guys in high school who play football and have crushes on cheerleaders. They are the gayest guys in the world and they are ridiculous in any sense...No one likes them except for cheerleaders and a nerdy girl who can't help but fall in love with him. He is usually cute but when he reaches 34 years old. He evolves into a Kevin. This is another name for a stupid jerk who hates everyone but himself. Kevin's go to country clubs and wear sweaters around their necks especially pink ones. Brad's cannot keep a girlfriend for a day more or less a minute...they are so egotistical and rude to their friends...DONT BE A BRAD KIDS

Nerdy shy girl," Brad is so hot!"
Best friend, " I heard he's on his 5th girl already and it's only the second hour of the first day of school"
Nerdy shy girl, "Really, he must be a player"
Best friend, "No..he is a Brad. And one day he'll become a Kevin with a trophy wife"
Nerdy shy girl, " Crap, is it bad that I still want him"

by UrbbgAbby July 5, 2022


Brad

(Verb) to seemingly ignore someone talking to you, it mostly happens on accident but only happens on people not named brad, if it happens on someone named brad, it wasn't an accident

“Are you brading me?” “*oblivion*” “*eye roll*”

by Exhaustpipefucker June 30, 2021


brad

A replacement name for a man your mom is sleeping with instead of your absent father.

Mom's got another Brad over tonight.

by Marlee_M26 June 22, 2023


Brad

A sexy scruffy man who takes care of you while he guzzles 1942. He’s often grumpy and so you will be too. When he’s stingy with affection it will make you furious. When he’s loving he’s heaven to be with. I like to remind him to laugh at life and enjoy every moment even and especially the boring ones. He gets really mad when I point out that I think he’s wrong so sometimes it’s best to just hold his hand and let him drive in the wrong direction for 30 minutes until he figures it out himself. He knows he is loved but has a hard time feeling it. It takes a special persistence and lack of ego to make Brad feel loved.

Brad loves me. 🤍

by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021


Brad

An insult describing someone as being unintelligent or describing the way they act as being abnormal.

Also can be used as "Bradley Muncher"

"Stop being such a Brad"

"Shut up you Bradley muncher"

by Hackachu February 18, 2018