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When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.
Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.
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Another name for male masturbation.
I felt terrible yesterday morning but after a gentlemens breakfast, i felt happy as larry.
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Breakfast that includes drinking large amounts of alcohol. Usually done by people who work overnight and want to go out after work.
Hey, want to get some tiger breakfast after our graveyard shift?
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1. first thing in morning, when you wake up drink glass of an alckohol and take some drugs.
Yesterday some people from ZAVOD KRU had early morning alckohol session mixed with the drugs, real breakfast for champions.
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The smell your hair gets after cooking breakfast. Especially bacon.
After cooking breakfast this morning, the smell still lingered and followed me everywhere. Little did I know, I had breakfast hair.
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When you eat a girl out with syrup
My boyfriend has a sweet tooth so I let him give me a breakfast taco when he goes down on me.
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