carpet breathe

1. The taste in ones mouth has giving oral sex to a female.

2. Smell of ones breathe after giving oral sex.

Steve stands in Lee's face after oral sex... "What's up?"

Lee says "Wow, you have bad carpet breathe!"

Steve relies "My bad, been eatin my girl pussy."

Steve replies "Been eatin a lil cooter bang and archie lee!"

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shitdick breath

the foul smelling breath that occurs after a male or female has been fucked in the anus and then proceeds to suck on the same penis.

Beiss's shitdick breath wreaked of his own asshole and Priest's penis.

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dad breathing

when you breathe weirdly loud, in a similar way to dads and old men do especially when being creepy

*breathes*
dude, why are you dad breathing?
sorry man, I have inefficient lungs

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Dragon's Breath

When your significant other lips your ass and gulps your fart in their mouth, and then holds a lighter to their lips and blows fire like a Dragon....

Alisha cupped my ashore with her lips, took my whole fart in her mouth and then lit it off and charred my ass hair with a Dragon's Breath.

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sewer breath

halitosis, stinky breath, such as that caused by rotting teeth and gum disease, or after smoking, eating anything containing garlic or curry or onions.

I gagged at his sewer breath when he turned to speak to me.

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Hot breath

Aaron Pratt breath is so hot😂😂

When your breath smells bad you have hot breath

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last breath

that inhalation on your doomsday before you heart finally stops beating

Raven: then you know what I'm here for?
Death: ...but they're mine now, once they took their last breath, I'm a soul collector baby I'm Death

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