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A not-so-good insult for someone with Asperger's Syndrome.
Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.
Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?
Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!
Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
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Butt love. Some meat and some buns = penetration burger.
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The paper that is wrapped around over half of your burger that makes eating the burger harder, but keeps the lettuce and sauce from falling onto your tray. (almost resembles a real diaper in the sense that you use it it's early stages to collect the released exrcement.) Once your burger is about 3/4 of the way done, it should be out of it's burger diaper(s) and be held so that the uneaten side is facing up so that it may be finished. Some places that give the burger diapers are In n' out, The Habit, etc...
"Man, I really hate having to move the burger diaper down every time I want a big bite. But these burgers are so sloppy, I can't just take it off. That would only end in tears..."
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A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male penis is literally raw and tender to the touch from extended periods of sexual intercourse. Burger Dick usually occurs after weekend long sex romps, hours of rough sex or extremely tight and tiny love holes. Redness, rawness and swelling are common conditions of Burger Dick.
Roger took his new girlfriend Carrie on a weekend get away. The ultimately never left the hotel room and had rough, uninhibited sex all weekend long. Roger went to work on Monday with a grimace on his face due to his severe case of Burger Dick. He was sore for several days.
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a burger acquired from an unverifiable source, such as as a late night snack following kicking out time at a nightclub. Usually sold from a mobile kitchen. Often very worthwhile - they can be tasty, filling and inexspensive, especially when sold in daylight hours on main roads to sober drivers and passengers, but when sold to drunks after midnight will probably consist of stray cats and toast. Origin - Midlands, UK.
next little chef is about ten miles up - wait - Pull over! pull over! it's the dirty burger van! We're saved!
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A womans vaginal area that has basically never been trimmed since she hit puberty.
Her fur burger scrapped Johns cock to a bloody pulp.
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The fleshy goodness located behind a person's knee cap, specifically in the meaty portion between the tendons.
Two guys stand talking....
"Yo man, check out the knee burger meat on that biotch"
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