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The act of shoving a twizzler up ones rectum for pleasure
Did you hear what Jen did to herself last night? I heard she gave herself a CHICAGO SWIZZLE STICK!
when you apply condiments to your erect penis and then smash said penis into a woman's mouth
She said she never performed oral sex before so I had to give her a ride on the 'ol Chicago "L" Train.
The act of one defecating directly into the vagina of one's partner.
We tried to get dirty with a Chicago bus transfer last night, but I must not have eaten enough fiber lately.
The part of Chicago that gets the least media coverage mostly through television and film, unlike South Side Chicago, the North Side of town and of course, the Loop in downtown for some reason.
Movies on the South Side Chicago: Barbershop parts 1 & 2. Big Shots (a 1987 movie in South Side of town where a boy gets jumped by 2 punks in the beginning of the movie.) Save The Last Dance (2001) where a young ballerina moves in with her dad on, yes, you guessed it, on the South Side. I never see movies that happen on the west side of Chicago. Yes, the west side Chicago is of urban decay, but so is the south side.
Repeatedly mashing a fat chicks face into a cake while you fuck her from behind.
"Did you see that fat chick Mike took home last night?"
"Yeah, he was going to make her eat a Chicago Pound Cake."
Big brother surveillance in Chicago. http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chicago-street-sweeper-surveillance-to-boost-revenue-beyond-17260300/
Look out, the Chicago street sweeper may be watching.
Titty fucking a girl, but instead of kneeling over her stomach as you do it, kneel over her face. As you thrust back and forth between her breasts, your ass crack rubs up and down over her nose, as if she was in a wind tunnel.
Thank goodness I had washed my ass crack before my date ... that girl wanted me to give her the Chicago Wind Tunnel!