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a sexual act of a football player violats a woman while a moose licks maple syrup off your feet. this sexual act does not finish until the woman says 20 polite sentances ending in ay.
you " man a i gave the that slut a canada's history"
Your friend " thats so bicthen"
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all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.
Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.
That girl is a real **** **** **** ***..., you might think she's part of 'Canada's history'.
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One part two girls, one cup
One part donkey punch
One part dirty sanchez
One part tossed salad
A soupcon of cleveland steamer
And a pair of rimless glasses
John Edwards's sex tape is so Canada's history they're showing it at Epcot.
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Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.
I have never seen anything like Canada's History.
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a fetish populirized by jeopordy's host Albert Trebek. to perform, one must make a go through hole in the Stanley's cup and use it as afunnel to try to insert the moose antlers into whatever orifice it was agreed upon by the lovers. all while using only mapple syrup as lubricant
paul: hey mike, how it go last night?
mike: o man we did canada's history!!
paul: really?!
mike: yeah, and boy i tell you. putting everything in there, is the hardest part of performing Canada's history
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a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.
ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.
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girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.
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A term to refer to something of absolutely no value to humanity whatsoever, and thus has no purpose even being discussed.
"Hey man. Guess what?"
"I don't know, but whatever it is I'm sure I'll love it as much as I love Canada's history."
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