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When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.
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When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
Like a Cleaveland Steamer, just a little further North
"Steve pooped on my face last night"
"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"
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A hockey fight.
"Did you see the Maple Leafs play last night? They had at least two Canadian arguments."
Donny: "We got 8 inches of snow overnight"
Jammy: "Thats just a normal Canadian Summer for me"
Dan: I gave my girlfriend a canadian summer and a snostorm last night
Similar to the Ugly American, but completely different due to being all Canadian instead of American.
American 1: Sometimes I wish I could move to Canada. Canadians are known to be the nicest people there is.
American 2: Dude, shouldn't Ugly Canadians be enough to prove that not all Canadians are perfect angels? That alone is enough to prove that there's rude and obnoxious people everywhere and not just in the U.S.
This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody
Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel