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Who eat carrots

Louis Tomlinson: I like girls who eat carrots
Directioners girls: eats carrots everday since.

I like girls who eat carrots

Omw to get a carrot and eat

by Fucksimonandlovelarry May 10, 2021


lil carrot fucker

a person that fucks lil carrots. Calling a guy a lil carrot fucker means he has a small dick and fucks anything. Calling a female a lil carrot fucker means she likes small dicks and fucks anything.

"Gosh Becky is such a lil carrot fucker."

"Cyan was being a lil carrot fucker when she was pmsing."

by Fucksticks101 June 18, 2017

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Carrot Top Ripped

Jacked to the point of resembling the current physique of prop-oriented 90's comedian Carrot Top

Jordan's boyfriend isn't too bright, but the guy is huge, like Carrot Top ripped.

by 2304 Nation September 8, 2008

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nibble my carrot

Rabbit terminology, for suck my dick

1.Suck my Dick
2.Hey bitch go easy when you nibble my carrot.

by comero February 22, 2004

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happy poo carrot

not a good thing
just think about it

"I heard Big Gal Al had a happy poo carrot yesterday"

"That couldn't have been a good thing"

by brenda! February 14, 2008

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chase the carrot

To masturbate.

Mike's been chasing the carrot all day, dude! How do we get him to stop?!

by bongo. October 30, 2003

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carrots and peanut butter

This is when a ginger man has a woody and covers it with his partners feces. He then lets his partner have a taste. This person MUST bite the woody, which causes the ginger man to bitch slap his partner and furthermore cock slap him/her. The ginger then samples the carrots and peanut butter.

Dude, I had the freshest carrots and peanut butter last night.

by weeewooo June 27, 2009

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