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The sexiest motherfucker you'll ever meet. Be careful though, Carson's are usually gay (zesty).
Girl 1: I met a guy named Carson in class today, he's so hot and nice.
Girl 2: That's nice!! Be careful though, he's definitely into dudes.
Unexplainable. So perfect there is no word to describe. There never will be.
Person: dude carson is so perfect he’s like _____
Other person: I know right !!
Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.
Wow! I really should have stayed away from him he’s definitely a toxic Carson
Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.
Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.
Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?
Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.
Carson - A very racist term, the insulting term for white and black people, god, and jesus.
My friend hates Carsons because he believes in God
Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.
He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.
He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.
You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time