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Cereals be lookin like a snack.
🥣 used as a code word for marijuana<3; we always need and this one’s not obvious.
Plus you may end up eating cereal.
🥣Stoner Food Number One: Cereal.
Why? Convince; absolutely eliminates.
9 times out of 10 statistically, you’ll end up eating cereal. If you’re broke :( OR just have foot taste.
Ex: sometimes we need to keep it low key, “wanna pour some cereal?” “Two bowls, of cereal.”
I was gonna hang out with the boys but my lady wants to give me some cereal tonight.
Pot Cereal is a food that you make because nothing matters. The recipe is as follows:
-At least two different bland cereals
-Some granola
-Dried fruit
-Other(whatever you want, really)
Mix together in a large pot using a wooden spoon and then transfer to a large plastic bag for storage. Add milk of any variety(and sugar if desired) while serving.
"I'm making Pot Cereal at 11:59 at night because nothing matters."
Slang for the person you are hooking up with.
Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.
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Cereal Foreplay is where one man stretches the asshole of the other man and uses his asshole as a cereal bowl (pouring milk in then cereal and slurping it out with Fecal Matter)
A: Wanna Try Cereal Foreplay Tonight
B: Nah were outta milk
Cereal Foreplay is one of the greatest kinks i have.
Boxed cereal that consists of no milk
Do you like cereal with milk or do you like it raw cereal?