(N.) the act of defecating through the sunroof of an automobile
“Raeshaun fuckin wild bro he really ran a Chinese moonroof on Mrs. Sherry”
Code that is so good, only a Chinese could have written it.
Did you see his solution? It's such Chinese Code.
A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE
A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!
A pseudonym for chopping bitches like Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan
"That lad gave it to his concubine harder than a Chinese cowboy "
"He and his team gave her the 'Chinese Cowboy"
When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper
Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet
The sound made by a flat spinning rock hitting the water.
I found a flat rock, want to hear a chinese fart?