The greatest friend you could ever ask for
Damn that Christopher Pate has a huge cock
Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex
Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?
a bald round headed lesbian looking guy who listens to blackpink and think bts and stray kids are dating. He makes cardboard blackpink members and he jerks off on it. He makes dirty fan art about lesbian blackpink and jerks off to it. he also takes alabama jokes seriously and acts on it
hes from ohio
i just saw a smiling christopher walk out of a sex shop with micro condoms.
A CHRISTOPHER MARBEANEZ IS WHEN YOU TAKE A NASTY ASS FART AND YOU KILL THE WORLD WITH IT
Yo bro I think ima take a Christopher MARBEANEZ
A tall sexy beast. All of his prison guard could never take their eyes off him. He looks fantastic in orange. His server is filled with pictures of middle school hoes. He’s the best communist leader (principle) I’ve ever had!!! Might have to sneak into prison to see him ;) His ex wife currently resides in North Dakota
Christopher endicott used to be my principal
His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy
Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth
The don cinalli. noth side Pontiacs most devoted community leader and influencer of creative craftsmanship and unity
Christopher snider is the goat of dons