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girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.
i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.
Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.
Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!
when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.
yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!
The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.
Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.
when you are woken up by a hand job
My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.
Your normal workout time, could be in the morning, afyernoon, or at night.
"Hey Jeremy, ready to go the gym?" "Fuck yeah dude! Its gains o' clock!"
The term "Hickory Dickory Clock" refers to a clock made from hickory (or other types of wood) that has penis shaped hands, or other phallic themed decorations. The "Hickory" suggests the clock must be wooden for this title to apply, while the "Dickory" points to the genitalia decorations. The original hickory dickory clock's whereabouts are unknown, however the second ever crafted resides in paris.
Jamie: "Wow, I love your hickory dickory clock! The shape of the hands really turn me on..."
Niko: "Thank you! And yeah, looking at it turns me on too..."
Jamie: "You should show me your hickory dickory cock big boy."
Niko: "OK."