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girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.
i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.
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Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.
Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!
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when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.
yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!
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When a Radical Islamic terrorist blows himself up using a time bomb
Guys, Muhammad is going to "Pop the Clock" at lunch!
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When the face of your girlfriend or love interest is blocked on your iTouch by the startup clock.
Friend : This chicks got a sweet bod, but your iTouch is clock blocking her face.
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To find something that is completely expected and not unusual. A classical example of itself amidst all other things like it. Insinuates that something is the antithesis of original.
1) The movie was a clock and date action film.
2) Your attitude to gender is so nineties clock and date.
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when having sex bareback you try to hold off as long as possible before cumming inside someone because the pleasure is so good.then you pull out and shoot your load! If you cum inside you win,if you cum insdie she loses and if you pull out in time then you beat the clock
I was with my girlfriend and I tried my best to "beat the clock" unfortunately I couldn't
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