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When you cancel every single plan you have because you have to stay at home. A person may ‘corona’ themselves on purpose or they can be ‘corona-d’ involuntarily.
Erin: Is Annabel coming out?
Evey: No, shes been corona-d for 2 weeks.
The gradual flattening of the nose due to wearing face masks during the corona virus.
I look like a bad boxer with my Corona Nose.
Everything you eat is absolutely disgusting & every time you eat sharp pains go in your stomach. You’ll lose appetite, gain headaches, and shortness of breath.
Person 1: I think I’m losing taste in my food and it feel like someone stabbing my stomach
Person 2: you probably have corona-21 and need to get checked ASAP
A couple that’s only together because of the coronavirus. Whether it’s a hookup that got quarantined together, or a long-term couple whose relationship went south right before the pandemic, everyone knows they’re not meant to be.
“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
“Yeah, they’re definitely a corona couple.”
An onset of horniness due exclusively to the negative social and emotional effects of coronavirus, social distancing, or lockdown measures.
Tom: How’s Ryan handling the state-mandated stay-at-home order?
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.
Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....
An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.
Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?
A person who cares a bit too much for the corona virus and who it has killed. Most common in the elderly, people with anxiety, and many others.
All those corona-worriers knocked all the stores plain out of stock!