Mr Cooke

A prick that talks about other people’s pee and how he has a degree. CUNT

There goes Mr Cooke chatting shit again

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Mrs Cook

Fucking twat RS jesus that loves sex bcos she is a slut

Mrs Cook: JESUS GO DEEPER UNG YEAH DADDY

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sam cook

A real life Grand Theft Auto Character

Mom: We are going to Idaho!
Son: Maybe I'll see Sam Cook!
Mom: Make sure you hide your shit!

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Dalvin Cook

Easily the best running back Minnesota has had since Adrian Peterson left town
Draft this man in the first round ALWAYS

My dad passed on Dalvin Cook in the first round to get Mahomes. Not bad, but you could have had DALVIN

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Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

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cook shit

Somebody does something annoying or dumb

Yo bro like , you really cook shit

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cooking the blunt

When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.

It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.

Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."

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