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The biggest piece of shit car ever. Designed by BMW and made by a bunch of drunk brittish fuckheads, this car is sure to cost you way too much money and suck the life out of you.
My 2002 mini cooper s is a piece of dogfuck.
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A nice vehicle designed by BMW. Sure to add a bit of difference to the bland car scene.
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Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)
"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another
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November 9th. The one day a year we hate cooper. Bully him as hard as you can
cooper: “why is everybody being mean to me today?”
random kid named gage: “it’s national bully cooper day!!”
cooper the super pooper scooper is a great guy altogether. he is cool,a great skateboarder, (and loves pickin up poops)
he know how to party and lives on uranus.
(girl) woww i love cooper the super pooper scooper!
(boy) yeah. iwish i was invited to his party tmrw night!!!
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the scattergun wielding class from the popular first person shooter cooperative group fortification center the second who uses his high mobility and multiple jumps to flank and eliminate the enemy team, also known as the scout
The elder god of lard. His people are know as lardians. Danny has been measured at 227,665,897,123 kilo grams in diameter. It is on record that this massive monstrosity of lard can consume a whole planet in one sweep of his massive lardy maw. Danny can only be defeated by his one rival, the elder god of bondage, Hernanbo! Also known as Tiff Tiff, Hernanbo will fight a war against Danny until she finds the golden hamster, which she will then bondage to her anal gland and make sweet sweaty love to until Danny's lard is eliminated.
THE WRATH OF THE MAJESTIC LARD GOD SHALL RAIN UPON THEE LIKE THE SPERM OF A THOUSAND INSECTS WHICH WILL THEN DEFILE AND RAPE YOU!
~Faticus, Lardian High priest.
Danny Cooper (Majestic Lard God)
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