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Everything you eat is absolutely disgusting & every time you eat sharp pains go in your stomach. You’ll lose appetite, gain headaches, and shortness of breath.
Person 1: I think I’m losing taste in my food and it feel like someone stabbing my stomach
Person 2: you probably have corona-21 and need to get checked ASAP
A couple that’s only together because of the coronavirus. Whether it’s a hookup that got quarantined together, or a long-term couple whose relationship went south right before the pandemic, everyone knows they’re not meant to be.
“Yo, it’s super obvious that she was about to dump his ass, but then corona hit.”
“Yeah, they’re definitely a corona couple.”
When you cancel every single plan you have because you have to stay at home. A person may ‘corona’ themselves on purpose or they can be ‘corona-d’ involuntarily.
Erin: Is Annabel coming out?
Evey: No, shes been corona-d for 2 weeks.
The gradual flattening of the nose due to wearing face masks during the corona virus.
I look like a bad boxer with my Corona Nose.
Corona spray is the ULTIMATE weapon to end society.
You could even send it flying in a helicopter and you could end the lives of 5 million people! You never know. If you have the ashes of a politician who suffered from spontaneous human combustion, add corona beer, part of corona-Chan’s skin, and bat soup, you should have a very special and useful, corona spray.
Best Friend: Remember that moose who bullied you in middle school?
You: Yeah! I knocked some sense into them with this special Corona Spray.
Best Friend: Can I taste some? I don’t want to experience the apocalypse.
You: I mean....sure…?
A person who cares a bit too much for the corona virus and who it has killed. Most common in the elderly, people with anxiety, and many others.
All those corona-worriers knocked all the stores plain out of stock!
An onset of horniness due exclusively to the negative social and emotional effects of coronavirus, social distancing, or lockdown measures.
Tom: How’s Ryan handling the state-mandated stay-at-home order?
Matt: Not too well, he can’t go out drinking anymore So he’s got mad corona-bona. He basically fucks the same chick every week.
Tom: That’s too bad, this lockdown probably has him going crazy....