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the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
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One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!
this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker
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Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m
Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!
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when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch
oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!
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a couch that is used for coitus.
Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?
Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out
Guy#1: I'll take it
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A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.
Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!
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A grumpy/hungover friend or acquaintance who is always on your couch in the morning preceding a night of heavy drinking and chilling.
He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.
"I wanted to watch tv in the living room this morning, but Emerson was being a huge couch diva."
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