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the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
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One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!
this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker
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Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m
Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!
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Someone who starts watching TV with you and then starts changing the channel. As first watching the TV you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.
"did you watch the OC last night?" "NO! my couch was totaly invaded last night!" "Dame! who was the couch invader?"
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An Esports professional team that will slam team forsake into the FUCKING GROUND!
Blue couch: couch gang is superior
Forsake rihsk: *in squeaky ass voice* no forsake is better
Blue couch: shut up bitch
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A grumpy/hungover friend or acquaintance who is always on your couch in the morning preceding a night of heavy drinking and chilling.
He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.
"I wanted to watch tv in the living room this morning, but Emerson was being a huge couch diva."
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A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.
Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!
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