Cowey Cow

MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO

Person 1: hi cow
Cowey Cow: MOOO MOO MOO MOO

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The cow's tits

When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks

"Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"

"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!"

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sex cow

A fat girl you keep around just to fuck.

After giving me a blowjob, my sex cow and I almost broke my bed.

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side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind

There is Becky and her side cow

Cow Saddle

Another term for a condom.

Grab your cow saddles boys don't go getting them girls pregnant.

cow-spanker

A dairy farmer or stockman. (New Zealand origin)

The man whom spends time with cows on their last night on the farm before being sent to a slaughterhouse. (American Origin)

"Forget going to this place called Walmart...I'll hit up the cow-spanker down the street for milk". (NZ)

Guy One: "Damn...that sucks for John."
Guy Two: "Why...because he has to stay late?"
Guy One: "No...he's the cow-spanker this week..."
Guy Two: "He is either going to love or hate that steak dinner tomorrow!" (American)

cow energy

adj. being a bad bitch but also a softie at the same time

“ damn shawty got that Cow Energy”