Australian national and international line dancing champion in the following categories ;
Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
Why is there a hole in the dance floor there? Oh it was just from Craig Donald here last week
The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.
Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch
Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.
He was so short he looked like a mitch craig
you only know once it's too late
Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!
Dumb and gay will normally have a relationship with his math teacher
Your a Blake craig
A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."
"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."
savage boi who will truck yo ugly ass at football