take a shit on a girls legs, let it dry, and rub your cock up and down to make the cricket noise.
the crusty cricket is badass
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The indention someone gets on the side of their face from the constant wear of glasses. This person never washes their face or body leading to dirt build-up in the crevice. They also tend to stink.
"Hey, did you see Erika's crusty crevice today? She was scarffing down a dbl qrt pounder from mc'ds and all I could think was wash ur face skally!!
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when your face gets so dried that it begins to crust and crumble; crusting of the face.
Ew... put some lotion on your face, you look like Erica Rosenbloom!
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A person of crusty, unlikeable nature.
Vitoria is a crusty botch
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Jugglers who are crusty.
Hey you look at them crusty jugglers.
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Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...
I saw them one day. They were bleeding.
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When a man shoots his cum on a womans labia majora and the woman leaves it there until it dries. Then the next man who gets in her pants finds her labia majora encrusted in cum.
"I pulled down her pants and found she had a crusty clam, so I licked it off."
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